im happy for him to have a gf i just wish he would get over it already. so anyway they r cuddling and start making out.
im just sitting there enjoying the show as he lifts her skirt up to finger her. he looks over and sees me watching and says 'hey man y dont u go make some food' meaning 'im trying to fuck get the fuck out' i take the hint and go upstairs. Half way up the stairs i hear his gf moaning and i got a little excited. so i get up stairs and i check his fridge, nothing but bullshit. i turn around and see his mom sitting on the sofa watching tv. she didnt say anything when i came upstairs so it kinda startled me as i turned around. the sofa was facing away from the kitchen so i could only see the top of her head. i followed with 'um hello' still nothing. i finally walk up behind the sofa and i look down at her. She had a glass of wine in one hand and the remote in the other, she was passed out. I just laughed and went to go back downstairs when i remembered y i came up in the first place. So i stood there for a little while just drunk and thinking of somethign to do. I decided to see how passed out his mom was.
